Enterpise Systems Management

So other than the obvious fact that I should be concentrating in class right now, I find that my mind is wandering.

Sighs. The curse of having an imagination that refuses to stop.

I like this lecturer. She's nice, and she's always very cheerful and positive. Her favourite phrase? "Don't need to worry so much about this subject ah, I will always try to help you ah.." Haha, she repeats it at least twice during any class we have with her. I would hope that would mean giving me an A even if I don't do any of the assignments.

There are some dreams that are just too far, though. Hope springs eternal.

As it is, I find solace in my imagination, and the worlds it brings me to. These worlds usually have an absence of a moral code that would keep me from killing people that piss me off, and would reward my retribution with the satisfaction of seeing my lightsabre/sword/laser cannons, totally annihilate whatever poor sod who has managed to upset me that day.

Naturally, such action would be impossible in today's world, because there is no such law that prohibits people from being assholes, pricks, bitches or idiots. So this is what I propose.

There should be a law that allows anyone to kill a person that is acting in a manner detrimental towards cordial social relations. Signs of such a person : 

1. If male, they like Twilight.
2, If female, they dye their hair blonde in the hopes that it makes them look more 'stylish.'
3. They begin every social interaction with a look of cold disdain.
4. They look like Edward Cullen.
5. They look like Bella.
6. They have the misfortune of looking like Taylor Lautner.
7. They grind their teeth in every sentence, like Taylor Lautner.
8. They think that using words like 'awesome' all the time makes them cool. It doesn't, you just sound like a prat trying too hard.
9. They still think that iPhones are cool.
10. They think that iPods are cool.
11. They think iPads are cool.
12. They think Steve Jobs is a genius. (clue : he's a prat, and a very weirdly dressed one at that. Now that you mention it......)
13. They think Steve Jobs looks cool in a turtleneck. He's just hiding the hickies he gets from Apple fanboys.
14. They try to sound intelligent by regurgitating someone else's argument, or offering up random facts without understanding what they mean. Wake up, morons. Intelligence != Knowledge.
15. 

There are more, and I do realise this law needs more refining. But this is a good start.